Blake fucked

To not have have sex with someone but to have claimed that you have.

"Hey how did that night with Jenna go?"
"It was ok. We came back to my place, watched a movie and I Blake fucked her."
"Oh, bummer."

by Christian McNamara March 18, 2008

Dirty Blake

When a man with a tiny penis uses a fork to grow it further during sex.

Blake had a small penis so he used a dirty blake.

by MYBIGPP June 7, 2018

blake blackburn

One who Has an Orgy every 5 minutes to insure maximum Efficiency.

Man I wish I didn't have this Blake Blackburn Illness.
Doctors said there is nothing I can do.

by To Be Fucked March 31, 2017

Blake johnson

A low-key term for "blowjob"

"Yeah man, I went to her house and she gave me the ol' Blake Johnson

by AustinSmith53 October 25, 2015

Pulling a Blake

Vernacular - "to be such a giant douchebag as to eat ones last bag of chips or other tasty snack"

Fuck yo couch, nigga. That was my only bag of Combos. Why you always gotta be pulling a Blake?

by Fml_not_that_guy October 18, 2011

Riley Blaked It

When you completely fuck something up

“Shit!! I used the wrong resistors”

“Fuckkkkk. You fully Riley Blaked It”

by Praisebetoallah123 December 15, 2021

Blake Alexander

An extremely likeable person who brings joy to those around him. Beware their nature is infectious so if you're not looking to have a good time or generally be in a good mood then steer clear of a Blake Alexander. Also Blake Alexander's are very clumsy.

Adam: Is that your friend over there? I think id like to be friends with him

India: Yeah, he's a Blake Alexander

by Dont•Use•Your•Real•Name March 13, 2017