Man im dead

Used when someone makes an unfunny joke

Person 1: Guess what
Person 2: What
Person 1: Chicken butt.
Person 2: Man im dead

by MamaHuevoJoño December 13, 2022

Im Shooked Bruh

That feeling you get when something catches you off guard, your pissed, you don't know what just happen, or having that "im done..." sensation.

Taylor: Aye check out my new Timbs they got heelys on them!
Matt: They even real Timbs B
Taylor: But fam look at me glide.

Matt:Im Shooked Bruh}...

by Glazzcoe December 16, 2016

Post Office IM

An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.

Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!

by Gray84 October 03, 2009

Oh Im God

When you are beyond shocked and trying to control the situation. You become a God but still tripping on the issue.

“Oh Im God” did that woman just drop a load on my sofa

by CalltheSky July 29, 2018

im sorry fbi

What you say type in on your computer to apologize to the FBI watching your screen.

im sorry fbi

by B R R R R R R R October 08, 2021

im an island boy

what my classmate says because shes probably trans and has autism. this is also a rare footage of basing basing im basing on yo pa.

IM AN ISLAND BOY SLAY BESTIES *instead gets clapped by the 2 island boys*

by welcometourfinaltestimmrbreast October 23, 2023

Im dead inside

same do not be ashamed we all are

kill me im dead inside

by Lil ultimate June 04, 2020