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icantescapethecheese

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Icantescapethecheese is the hottest person to ever exist 😩😩
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icantescapethecheese

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A super duper cool person who is extremely funny.
Person 1 - Hey did you see that icantescapethecheese just posted !?

Person 2 - Who ??

Person 1 - an incredibly good looking person !
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icantspell06 

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The most niche thing to exist.
Whats the name of that musician again? Oh they're icantspell06 man you wouldn't get it.
icantspell06 by Nicheling September 14, 2025
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damn_icantburp 

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a Miss Forcible simp who goes by she/they/he and is horny and asexual at the same time and has that one mutual that they love.
bro did you see damn_icantburp story earlier? they're such a simp for Miss Forcible!
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Text-ican Standoff 

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When a man and a woman start dating, but one of them loses interest and stops texting, and the other person doesn't want to send another text until the person that has lost interest responds to their previous text for the fear that they are seeming desperate. Similar to the Mexican Standoff but with texts not guns.

Also see Textual Standoff
Mike - Hey Jason, how's it going with the girl you've been seeing?

Jason - Not good.. I sent her a text a few days ago and she hasn't responded yet, so I'm in a Text-ican Standoff.
Text-ican Standoff by RatBoy May 28, 2018
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