Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.
Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
by Jugh Hanus May 15, 2016
Get the hurt miningmug. by PeanutsMomma April 10, 2025
Get the Hurtedmug. “I swear, if you keep winding me up I’m going to really ‘William hurt you’.
“Oh mate, I tell you, I was so close. I literally said ‘do that again and I’m going to ‘William hurt you’”.
“Oh mate, I tell you, I was so close. I literally said ‘do that again and I’m going to ‘William hurt you’”.
by AllyConda March 26, 2024
Get the William hurt youmug. by Anthropology Sux! May 15, 2017
Get the Butt Hurtmug. by playboi-Cardi March 9, 2019
Get the tummy hurtmug. by Latemyvaehss July 16, 2018
Get the my shirt hurtmug.