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John Howard apology

Where you express regret for an act occurring, but don't actually apologise for it.

Named for the former Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, who said, in response to a comment he made on consecutive interest rate raises, that he said that he was 'sorry that it happened, but didn't make any mention of an apology.'
Person A: You'd better apologise to Charlie, man.
Person B: Nah, I'm not sorry. I'll just give him a John Howard apology.
by SoulMasterKaze January 17, 2011
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Howard The Alien

Was actually created before dame tu cosita on December 2, 2017 by the youtuber 3d animation land who posted a green screen titled 'FREE GREEN SCREEN - DANCING METAL ALIEN'. 7 months later it was attatched to an ifunny post of an unknown user along with the caption ' Imagine having sleep paralysis and this thing is at the foot of your bed just breakin it down' Accompanied with the song Money Longer by Lil Uzi Vert.
I was just layin there and opened my eyes and Howard the alien was just breakin it down
by metal alien August 8, 2018
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John Howard

George Bush's alien assistant who does nething he says 2 weaken the world 2 turn it into a universal dump.

also used to describe some1 with john howard-like qualities.
eg: a coward, a but kisser, an absolute freaking idiot.
oh no our planet is doomed! john howard has just made it possible 4 the country of australia to all lose their jobs and starve 2 death.

what will john howard do next- it is in his power to order all babies born with blue eyes killed!
by me-me-me July 24, 2008
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howard county

Howard County. Columbia is one of the most richest places to live these days. What others do not realize is how Columbia is classed by schools. You have River Hill, which is know for being arrogant and wealthy. You have Oakland Mills, which is know for being "ghetto". You have Hammod, which apparently is known to either be white trash or country. Theres also Glenelg, which is out in the middle of no where, considering where everyone else is. There are also many others. I geuss the point I am trying to establish is that Oakland Mills is seen as a "ghetto" I am not saying it is not because I am sure it is, but it seems to get the bad rep. Where as you have Hammond who has a teacher who sells pot to students and River Hill whose teacher just got caught with meth and GHB. Now my question is where do you find that at Oakland Mills? Yes Oakland Mills has had there fair share of problems, such as grade changing but that on where compares to teachers and drugs, thank you. What people do not realize is that where you go to school does not really matter, your getting an education just like everyone else. Who really cares wheither you go to a rich school or a poor one, your getting the same education. So the next time you write a definition take everything into consideration, we live in a bubble where everything is classed and it seems to stay that way for one reason, people like you who decide to class people. And for the article about the "asian invasion" and black wannabes , the reason as I stated before Columbia will not change because of people like you.
Howard county and school classings
by DoesntMatter October 6, 2005
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john howard

1. The Australian Prime Minister
2. George Bush's arse puppet
3. Someone who likes to jog
1. "This evening John Howard passed down legislation that banned small children from owning kittens, high five."
2. two words: brown nose.
3. " Oh look, theres john howard in his green and gold tracksuit, lets throw something at him."
by talor July 16, 2008
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john howard

Mostly Harmless

(reference to Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy about earth, after it's destruction)
After 24th November 2007, John Howard is Mostly Harmless.
His party lost the election, and it looks like he will loose his seat.
by fjd December 25, 2007
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john howard

A great man who whingers claim is doing a bad job, yet australia is the best place to live...only the IR laws and Iraq are fucked up...he is doing a great job otherwise...and if you wanna blame NSW shit on him, blame the state government...
John Howard is a great man, although George Bush Jnr doesnt know who he is...
by rap sucks balls May 15, 2007
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