When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.
I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.
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Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
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Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
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Uncle: Hey sport! Wanna play the hot dog game with your uncle Jimmy?
You: Uh, what's the hot dog game?
Uncle: Well, you show me your hot dog, and I'll show you mine, and whoever has the biggest hot dog gets to stick it in the bun!
You: Uh I guess so
You: Uh, what's the hot dog game?
Uncle: Well, you show me your hot dog, and I'll show you mine, and whoever has the biggest hot dog gets to stick it in the bun!
You: Uh I guess so
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