homemade moisturizer

when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion

or when you and bae wanna get freaky

Jonah hit me up with some homemade moisturizer last night, want some? *rubs it all over face*

by satansnigga666 September 2, 2016

Hoelarious

A hoe that looks hilarious.

lets say a hoe called priscila shows up with with purple and yellow . we can say priscila looks hoelarious.

by ThugthugaCation November 30, 2016

homemade mechanic

Hit shit with wrench

All that banging I heard last night must have been the homemade mechanic next door

by LordMemion February 7, 2017

homepage porn

A term used to describe scumbag people who view "homepage porn" or in other words... generic, mainstream porn that appears on the homepage of your favorite pornsite. This term is also used to describe people who have little to no kinks. This means they have no preferences when watching porn so we as a whole community look down upon them. Dont watch Homepage Porn (:

"I bet you watch homepage porn, basic ass bitch!"
"Dude you fucking basic assfuck, watching this shitty homepage porn"

by Miscellaneous garbage May 21, 2017

Homelick

California term for a person that stays home all the time

John is a homelick,he never goes anywhere

by Sabre36 May 10, 2017

Homeless Seppuku

The act jumping through a window, preferably 3 stories or above, and then proceeding to stab yourself to death with the shards of that are hopefully on the ground next to you.

Bro 1: Bruh, this one African-American male finna' committed homeless seppuku in front of the local FedEx building.
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...

by WhyAllJewsShouldDie June 10, 2017

homemade chomper

When your mum cuts your hair and she isn't a hairdresser.

Check out that boys homemade Chomper.

by Tamspink August 8, 2017