Hog humper

A type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having sex with pigs. Similar to the one worn by 'Shaggy' in Scobby-Doo.

Wow - check out that guys hog humper!

Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!

Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!

by Little Lord Schmuck September 1, 2013

Boof Hog

One whomst hogs the boof

Humphrey: gingys a boof hog
Chief: I know but Jacob spend no time on that stove

by Humphry69 November 19, 2018

Hog time

Someone who constantly running 5-10 min late.

Jim and bill won’t be here for another 10 minutes. They’re on hog time

by Cecil Hogg November 14, 2018

bitch hog

Your mom

Damn your mom is a real bitch hog!

by fanatic pup May 2, 2014

Wii hog

Any person who refuses to share the Nintendo Wii even after he/she has been playing all day long.

Person A: Can I play?
Person B: No
Person A: You effing Wii Hog!

by Teh_YogiBear July 22, 2008

Chair hog

An extremely lazy person who has to sit all the time

My fat brother is such a chair hog.

by Anonymochka December 19, 2008

Cock Hog

A cock hog is a woman that wants all the cock to herself. It doesn’t necessarily need to in a orgy style fashion, although she certainly would want to dominate in that scenario as well. Sometimes it can be a matter of just not letting another woman get the attention of a man.

Daisy is a real cock hog. She fucked Ricky at the party the other night and then blew Jimmy cause she was jealous he was flirting with another woman. She wants all the attention to herself.

by Dogger Dude May 21, 2021