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help me

wait... do you really need help? uhhhh, don't worry ill call 911...
sh*t the phone broke
help me jhon HELP ME
by LOGANBOIIIII October 5, 2022
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Help

The act of buying someone a coffee or buying someone a cigarette
Thank you everyone for all your help it is very much appreciated
by Roddhott February 1, 2024
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Trying to help the blind see

A phrase used to describe the action of someone who is trying to change someone's perspective for the better, but they will not listen.
I told her not to go back to him, and he cheated on her anyway. Giving her advice is like trying to help the blind see.
by clopez09 September 11, 2025
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Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem
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HELP

PLEASE IM TRAPPED IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY
IM RUNNING OUT OF WATER AND FOOD
PLEASE HELP

THIS ISNT A JOKE IM SERIOUS
PLEASE SEND A SEARCH TEAM HES COMING I DONT HAVE LONG
HEL
HELP, a sign of distress. HEL- Do not worry. PLEA
by Quandale Dingle The 1st October 20, 2022
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help

U NEED FUCKING HELP
by __TURE__GOD November 19, 2020
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self-help paradox

The age-old conundrum of "people who seek self-improvement vs. people who need self-improvement" --- generally speaking, the people who are conscientious and unashamedly self-examining enough to actively seek ways to improve themselves do not really need to self-improve very much, whereas the people who truly do need to improve themselves will not admit that they even HAVE a self-inadequacy problem, and so they arrogantly/impatiently refuse to seek or accept help in improving their character or behavior (think, the infamous "getters gettin' got" conversation between Madea and Dr. Phil).
Client, to counsellor, at the outset of their weekly meeting: Breaker one-five for reality check --- come on back?
Counsellor, playing along: Yeah, go ahead, Breaker --- reading you wall-to-wall and treetop-tall.
Client: Thanks --- that's a big ten-four, good buddy. Well, I'm in the process of trying to improve myself, and so I thought I'd send a random shout-out over the waves to check my progress. I've been trying to be more sociable and patient and helpful to everyone, visualize things more from their perspective, and so on.
Counsellor: Well, eights and other good numbers to you on THAT one, good buddy --- that's certainly a positive start. Have you tried self-help books?
Client: Oh, a great BIG ten-four THERE, good buddy --- I've read at least a half-dozen of 'em cover-to-cover, and loved every page; the problem, though, is that I never seem to find any new ideas --- most everything in there is stuff I already know about and am actively practicing, so the books just reassuringly confirm the nature and wisdom of my efforts, not provide fresh perspectives for further improvement.
Counsellor: Ah... well, ten-four, good buddy --- I totally "get you" there... the old "self-help paradox", eh?? The only people who'll read those books are ones who don't need 'em!
by QuacksO February 3, 2017
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