Purple helmet head

The top of the peanis after massive loss of blood flow caused from being swoped.

"Damn she gave me a purple helmet head again."

by Doctor myDongLong October 22, 2008

pedo helmet

Formerly a functional headpiece worn by Russian military personnel, today the ushanka has been adopted by the WCP, or World Conglomerate of Pedophiles. Its appearance is immediately recognizable and lends itself nicely to the creeper subculture.

Parent 1: Hey Margaret, that guy in the pedo helmet is standing next to your son and seems to be digging around in his pocket for change.

Margaret: Oh him? I'm sure he's a socially well adjusted person who just relates better to children and not a filthy pederast.

by alcoholic_crow December 16, 2011

Sperm Helmet

High end bike helmet that makes the rider appear to be a huge sperm. It is worn by bikers and triathletes alike to show they have more money than the other athletes.

"Hey check out that jack-ass with the sperm helmet"

by Charles Barkley the second January 11, 2012

Football helmet

The Football Helmet is a piece of protective equipment for players, originally intended to keep Tom Brady from kissing other players on the lips

Antonio was lucky, He caught that god awful pass and Brady tried to kiss him, luckily Brady had his Football helmet on.

by William Moates August 21, 2021

helen keller

The highest grade of marijuana. The kind that leaves you feeling as useful as Helen Keller herself.

yo man, did you pick up that helen? ya bro this shit is def helen keller.

by dvdjms November 27, 2010

brown helmet

When someone spreads their butt cheeks and places their asshole directly on a sleeping persons face and farts and/ or shits.

Jimmy's sleeping, quick shit on his face!
Oh, you mean a brown helmet!

by Stalin37 March 20, 2005

Helen Degeneres

1. A slang term for someone with the name Helen to suddenly be referred to as a lesbian. Usually a derogatory term if you don't like lesbians or even a good term if you somehow like Ellen Degeneres. (It would be obvious you're 40 and up if that's the case).

2. A rediculously stupid nickname given to a girl named Helen.

"Wow, look at that lesbian. She's such a Helen Degeneres!"

"She should have her own show."

by Marshmallory February 5, 2009