Haematophile

Haematophile / Hemophile (lover of blood)
From Greek haima = blood

Use for: Characters fixated on bloodshed itself, not necessarily death

Sentence: The killer, a true haematophile, collected vials of blood from his victims.

by Craholomule July 19, 2025

Hamas

A get-out-of-jail-for-free card that can be used no matter how guilty a person is. It immediately shuts down the conversation and shifts blame, especially if you pronounce the H like you're clearing phlem from your throat.

Cop: You just ran over a bunch of pedestrians on the sidewalk!
Driver: It's not my fault, officer. I was trying to get the Hamas guy standing behind them.
Cop: Alright, sir. You're free to go.

Mom: Miss Pearson told me you choked out the spelling bee winner just for fun!
Timmy: Hamas.
Mom: Ok, sweetie. Just be careful next time.

by RealKeeper July 23, 2025

Hagmaxing

Women who are married to people who are called bob.

Bob's wife Hagmaxing hard.

by Slade W September 13, 2025

hamage a trois

When three ham radio operators are working each other at the same time

I was on a hamage a trois trying to work two hams at one time

by Woodpecker Strong January 2, 2026

Lani Halmarick

lani is someone u dont want to let go she is always there for u even if u make her give up eating good food for hotness. lani is always kind and is the best best friend u can ever ask for dont fk it up over a boy hehe

omg its lani halmarick she has grate boobies

by shittasourus ;) September 2, 2018

madison hamand!

A short little fuck, who takes dick up the butt and will let you put cake in there to.

Madison: If you buy me chocolate cake, I’ll let you shove it up my ass.

Person: *buying cake* are you ready for my cake dick “Madison hamand!”

by DykeCAKEbitch666 October 21, 2018

Akemi Hamamura

A stupid tall girl with big tiddy energy.
the ultimate actress who was placed into a killing game where monokuma killed her dog >:(

Person 1: Did you see Akemi Hamamura?
Person 2: Yeah she’s kind of annoying

by Sushidogg.o September 22, 2019