you gotta pull your dick out of the ass and you gotta rub whatever comes out all over you like its a hot dog and thats it. thats it man
by tankhmper1918 November 5, 2024

1) Get a giant pot of mustard
2) pour it into the japseye of the man
3) Have sex until the man jizzes
4) squeeze the mustard out of the fanny onto the mans dick while he holds a hotdog bun either side
2) pour it into the japseye of the man
3) Have sex until the man jizzes
4) squeeze the mustard out of the fanny onto the mans dick while he holds a hotdog bun either side
man: hey do u wana try something
woman: erm it depends what it is
man: its the ethiopian hot dog
woman: yes! i love the ethiopian hotdog
woman: erm it depends what it is
man: its the ethiopian hot dog
woman: yes! i love the ethiopian hotdog
by TOM THE SEXY BAAAAAASTARD!! August 2, 2021

by Nick gurh01 June 10, 2023

A Scottish Hotdog consists of two people engaging in sexual activities, where one gets a little hungry and decides to place a bratwurst ever so delicately in the buns of their partner, and proceeds to eat it like a hotdog. Yummy.
Hey Tula you ever gotten a Scottish Hotdog? Ask Alix, he is an expert on Scottish Hotdog's, Louisiana Wiener Dogs and Blumpkins!
by Yunamonayori August 13, 2025

Girl 1: John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it a good one?
Girl 1: I'd say he's at least a 10 inches
Girl 2: Was it a good one?
Girl 1: I'd say he's at least a 10 inches
by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

by SlatherMeInSoap July 21, 2021

A business acquaintance who is two-faced and will quickly go behind your back to try and steal clients for himself
So and so, messaged my clients last week and they thankfully sent me the screen shots. So and so is a hotdog.
by Principle Police July 27, 2019
