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Palmela Handerson 

A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."
Palmela Handerson by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022
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Bad Hanger-upper 

A person who is not emotionally intelligent enough to recognize the clues that the other person on the phone call, who he/she is talking to, wants to get off the fucking phone right now.
I’m talking to Tommy on the phone and I must have said 10 times, well Tommy I gotta get going! He ignores this and says “oh yeah! and one thing I wanted to tell ya quick was…BLAH BLAH!”

That Tommy dude is a BAD HANGER-UPPER!!!
Bad Hanger-upper by Tluv777 January 17, 2023

Palmella Handerson and her five sisters

This refers to the palm of the hand and the five fingers,and is a term used for masterbating
I bet you had fun in the bathroom with Palmella Handerson and her five sisters

Grabby Handerson 

Someone who can’t keep their hands to themselves. They are constantly touching and feeling on someone else.
It was like he had 10 pairs of hands, he was all grabby handerson.

Cold Hanger

Cliff hanger+ left out in the cold

Describes a situation in a show or other episodic narrative in which it would be a "cliff hanger" but the action is "cold" so that the tension does not leave the observer/reader/ watcher feeling like they are "on the edge of their seat" but rather feeling like they have been "left hanging out in the cold."

They have not had the details of the story filled in and there is a sense of building action and anticipation, as in a cliff hanger, but what they have been given leaves them feeling neglected by the author/director of the work that left them feeling as such in a cold way.

"Hanger" in the phrase "Cliff Hanger" is related in the same sense as in "ive been left hung out to dry" or "He left me hanging. " when something is hanging, it has no ground to stand on, hanging is uncomfortable, you are surrounded by empty space.

"cold" in the phrase "left out in the cold" refers to the cold of winter in the absence of a warm fire and room. Everyone else is eating dinner around the table with a warm fireplace beside, and you are standing outside the door, looking in the window, at everyone comfortably enjoying each others company and the meal. And its snowing, probably around -15 degrees, you don't have any gloves or a scarf, so you put your hands deep into your pockets and shrug your shoulders up around your ears. It can also mean "forgotten" but usually it has an intentional connotation. The party has left you standing out there intentionally.
Hey did you watch this weeks episode of Jujustu Kaisen?

Of course! It's not too bad, a bit of a cold hanger though.

Thanks for telling me, Ill save it to watch with next weeks ep if its a cold hanger.
Cold Hanger by Oreoketchupchips October 13, 2023

Jaw Hanger 

Jaw Hanger (noun): When your jaw takes a leisurely stroll south, showcasing a face stuck in a constant state of confusion. Side effects may include driving that mimics a turtle's commute – slow, meandering, and with the occasional confused detour.
This damn Jaw Hanger is going damn near 20 miles under the speed limit.
Jaw Hanger by Doggocool December 9, 2023

Clit-hanger 

The female equivalent of blue balls. A slang term to refer to a mildly painful feeling in the clitoris of unrelieved sexual arousal. It can also refer to “sexual frustration” in general.
Mike was always being a tease and always left Jane on a clit-hanger...
Clit-hanger by RoloRolo December 16, 2023