Cum Guzzling Slut Muffin

Noun - A person who is filled with cum regularly and likes to wear slutty clothes. Also their physical shape is of a Muffin.

Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.

Guy 1 - hey what page are we on?
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.

Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.

by TheSonOfYourMother69 January 16, 2010

Cum guzzling dumpster slut

The person at you job that is totally useless. No matter what he or she does it accomplishes nothing. The pinnacle of uselessness, not specifically laziness, because very motivated or hard working people can be useless. Guzzling cum behind a dumpster will give their life more meaning.

She cannot sell shit, shes a complete cum guzzling dumpster slut

by GeoMunkee April 15, 2011

pipe guzzler

someone that eats dick swallows it or whatever

DAMN HOMIE YOU A PIPE GUZZLER!

by MENDEEZY January 7, 2009

guzzler

A slutty male, ie. NuGGuZzLeR, who loves the cock.

Me:"Damn GuZzLeR slow down, i'mma cum too fast."

by Licious February 19, 2003

Guzzardo

A person who comes to graduation with a wrinkle tie.

"Look at that guys tie, he is such a Guzzardo"

by Roommate69 October 29, 2012

cock guzzling thunder cunt

A huge bitch but has an amazing vag and gives great head and can deep throat like all hell.

RL:Dude she is such a cock guzzling thunder cunt.
CW:oh really? i think i might have to hook up with that

by hvyrokr11 January 27, 2009

Guzz

The juices made after you superdunk a girl. Your hot dog will spew these juices and if successfully passed through to the ChaCha Split. A chilala will pop out leik outta nowhere in 9 months.

"I spuked my GUZZ all OVER YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S CRACKWHORE TITTIES!" said Moogie. "STFU!"

by Lord Kabukucox August 1, 2009