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spicey ground pancake

An anti tank mine

Oh shit Freddy don’t go 4 wheeling in Mr. Dicks yard you know how much he likes spicey ground pancakes

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Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

by Mojaz July 20, 2018

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Higher Ground

Four years of wasted effort.

*Plays quarter notes in 4/4 on a guitar: E E G A*
"Wow look how easy that was to play. Higher Ground isn't too hard to play on guitar."
"Yea imagine how embarrassing it would be if you learned guitar for 4 years and you couldn't play 3 open string notes in quarters. Thank God that I, a decent human being who respects everyone's effort and money poured into me, can do something this easy."

by rivsaj123 ahahahahahahaha October 26, 2017

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