Lap Gravy

The cum that comes out and lands on your lap, when the girl can’t swallow it all...

Kat was giving me road head on the way over, and I ended up with “lap gravy” because she couldn’t swallow it all...

by Lapgravy101 January 14, 2021

gravy abuse

Wasting delicious sauce or gravy, particularly sausage gravy during breakfast.

Synonyms: "alcohol abuse"

Joe: "Hey, dont throw away that to-go box?"
Frank: "Why? It just has gravy left in it?"
Joe: "You're comitting gravy abuse, let me at lesst add that to my toast."

by Fishball July 17, 2021

gravy trail

Shit yourself on the way to the toilet

I left a gravy trail down the hallway this morning

by realname44 March 13, 2015

Butthole gravy

The brown watery sweat that builds up on ones butthole on a hot day.

Dude it's so hot out, my butthole gravy is definitely going to stain my drawers.

by Huge hammer69 May 17, 2019

Country gravy

Male and female ejaculation mixed together from sexual intercourse of siblings or close relatives.

Did you see that girl over there? We made some country gravy this morning

At the family reunion is prime time for country gravy

by Ralf1 August 20, 2020

Dumpster Gravy

When a person has engaged in unprotected anal (or vaginal) sexual intercourse and their partner(s) have ejaculated inside of them leaving behind ejaculat to the point the receiving partner could be considered a cum dumpster. Any fluids including but not limited to: anal mucosa, sperm, semen, lubricants, saliva, mucus, blood, or Diet Pepsi that pours, runs, squirts, oozes, or dribbles from the anus (or vagina) is considered Dumpster Gravy

Don't sit in that chair, Matt sat there and left a puddle of Dumpster Gravy!

I cannot believe Matt let Jamaal cuck him then ate the Dumpster Gravy right out of is boyfriend's ass.

by Redrokkit December 21, 2021

gravity gravy

this is what seeps out of a sexhole heading south

Just as Aaron's car started, Sarah began to feel the gravity gravy begin to migrate onto her sheets...

by von groovy September 14, 2019