gooch special

the lunch choice of the gooch everyday at the SBC caf
consists of the chicken burger and fries with a pepsi
by Frank Lester January 29, 2008
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Scooch a gooch

Caroline's mom uses it as a phrase for "scoot over," but it can used for an exclamation at anytime; like instead of "Shit!" or "Oh no!" ou can yell this.
1.) Hey fat ass, mind scooching a goose? I'm not that thin either!

2.)Bobby Flay: Oh scooch a gooch! My show got cancelled again!

by billySusan May 15, 2008
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Gooch Cooch

a particular pubic hair patch shaped into the Gucci symbol, commonly worn by females....and more commonly worn nowadays by homosexual males.
"ooh, jesus chriiiitht, would you lookit that Gooch Cooch?! It totally doesthn't go with those bewts".
by Courtney R. Klein October 29, 2007
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Gooch Features

to have a face or a part of your body that resembles the area around and between a boys nutsack and asshole, 'gooch', essentially calling them ugly or retarded looking.
Man, that boy has gooch features!

Shut the fuck up, gooch features.

Hahaha look at the gooch features on that A-Hole.
by natttaliex March 01, 2010
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gooch cuddle

The act of two men scissoring, where the two gooches meet. This can often lead to a matting of pubic hair.
Kevin and rhys were in a spot of bother after there pubes became entangled after vigorous Gooch cuddle
by Donald Richard kieran February 24, 2017
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gooch-masseuse

one who takes pride in fondling the area between a dude's balls and asshole
guy 1: who is that guy talking to my girlfriend?!

guy 2: don't sweat it dude, that guy is a total gooch-masseuse.. his boyfriend is standing by the penis ice sculpture.
by slavehead January 29, 2011
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Gooch Swipe

When you swipe your gooch with toilet paper after a fresh dump to make sure it's clean.
Jim: I wiped my gooch to make sure there was no lingering crap on it!

Carl: A gooch swipe!
by Gsullwold June 27, 2011
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