Gobbler

A sexual act in which the male leaves a humongous hickey upon the female's neck, resulting in the female having an appearance of being strangled.

Dan: Hey did you hear about Jack and Katie last night?
Brady: No, I didn't what happened?
Dan: He gave her such a huge gobbler that I thought she had been strangled. She'll have to wear turtlenecks for a couple weeks

Example 2:

He gobblered so hard I think he popped an artery.

by DickZuba January 24, 2011

Goblet of fire

Queendlander (Australian) stoner slang for cigarette lighter

"hey man, pass me the goblet of fire"

by lordylord January 11, 2009

Gobblers

Another word for crazy or insane. Sort of like the concept of getting attacked by a flock of gobbling turkeys.

Guy 1: My girlfriend just got eaten by a giant squid!

Guy 2: That's gobblers!

by TheFifthAce January 19, 2010

Frosted Goblet

When a chick has a yeast infection, her snatch is called a "Frosted Goblet".

I was gonna bang Margaret, but she had a frosted goblet.

by Taggart May 27, 2005

shit gobbler

Another word for a toilet. It is usually very dirty with plenty of left over skidmarks and stray pubic hair.

Grover the friendly troll with treacher collins syndrome left a smattering of drippy turds in his shit gobbler after eating at Taco Bell.

by Cheesedick Parade October 16, 2006

gooblegobblelulzycopter

It's a commonly used synomym for sexual intercourse of a walrus and dolphin where the walrus is penetrating the dolphin. The walrus would be like "OOAAAAAAH!!!" while the dolphin would be like 'AY AY AY AY!!!"

OMG! GOOBLEGOBBLELULZYCOPTER ON MAH FRONT LAWN!

by lolimoto August 25, 2009

Gobble Gooper

when you get head on thanksgiving

Yo my biotch is trippin, and Im all stressed out. I ate mad turkey and could use some brain. Hope my women gives me a gobble gooper.

by Sean O'toole January 23, 2009