Goober is a Personal Pronoun/Identifier used by Goofy, funny people who love having fun with their friends. The politically correct term would be "Goofy Goober", but just using "Goober" as a shortener is 100% a-okay! Goobers may have expanding sexualities, but don't care about other's preferences, and just enjoy goofing around and having fun with friends.
Person 1: "How's it going, my fellow goober"
Person 2: "Going great, goober, wanna play Fortnite"
Person 1: "Sure!"
Person 2: "Going great, goober, wanna play Fortnite"
Person 1: "Sure!"
by PlootsMaster July 03, 2021
by gooberlover3000 May 11, 2023
1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.
1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”
by OpaGramps May 23, 2024