People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
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A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.
You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?
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A god.
I can and will die for her.
She can step on me and I will say thank you.
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I can and will die for her.
She can step on me and I will say thank you.
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Me: Gifted Abby lololol hahahha I love her
Someone: Who tf is gifted Abby?
Me: EWWW imagine not knowing who gifted abby is. you uncultured swine
Someone: Who tf is gifted Abby?
Me: EWWW imagine not knowing who gifted abby is. you uncultured swine
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