the german backhand

When you have finished having anal sex, and you wipe the back of your hand in the crack of your ass collecting all the truffle butter. You then back hand your partner across the face.

"John donkey punched me last night, so I have him the German backhand!"

by BonnoP February 2, 2016

German Banana

Sausage link.

I caught Matt gobbling a German Banana for breakfast.

by Howufigure? April 26, 2021

german sidecar

The sharing of the toilet when more than one is desperate.

If you're that desperate bro, you can either wait or hop in my German sidecar if you know what I'm saying!

by megamonkeymoo October 3, 2015

german flopper

Those obscence and uncouth german penises that are big even when not hard and just flop around like dying fish taken out of the ocean

"Leo has this ridonkulous german flopper, it really speaks for that german engineering"

by trojax March 2, 2023

The German neutralizer

During any form of sex you taze yourself at the moment of climax

I tried the German neutralizer last night

by Christian nosack October 9, 2014

german piss

Term for a man sitting down to urinate.

I'm taking a German piss

by Manitowocfoghorn October 2, 2017

German Cancer

When you pass down a disease by sex

"Check to make sure you don't have German Cancer

by Swagger57 December 20, 2020