Gabe

Someone who says things that make them sound so mentally retarded that it has to be rage-bait.

I can't speak to him anymore, he sounds like a Gabe.

by MaxDowns April 21, 2025

Gabe

The peak fat person. Tight in his own skin, Gabe is daddy.

"Gabe touches men."

by Daddy265 June 5, 2021

Gabe

Gabes are the greatest people ever. The bestest of friends. They care about you a lot and are good company. Super funny and crazy when they drink soda. Gabes usually are hot af And thick. They are very athletic and good athletes. Very smart and gets good grades. Tend to pull a lot of bitches and got a big pecker. Also trash at fortnite jk they’re actually pretty good.

Girl 1: woah he got a big pecker

Girl 2: he totally does
Girl 1: I bet his name is gabe

by Itakedubss37 October 16, 2018

Gabe

A hot guy that every girl named Josefine or Jossan likes, also gabes has a big fat ass😝🎂

Friend: look at that guy’s cake
Me: he must be a gabe

by Thatonegirlinyourclass May 5, 2020

Gabe

A dickhead. Thinks he’s funny but nobody laughs at his jokes, everyone hates him, doesn’t say a thing in person but practically cyber bullies people. Ugliest guy u will ever meet, racist, homophobic and overall just a rude person. Even tho he doesn’t say anything he still changes the mood of whoever’s around them and he makes everyone just wanna kill him. He gets no bitches and has mood swings at the most random times, thinks the world revolves around him as he is just an attention seeking asshole.

person 1: oh look it’s gabe

person 2: ewww it’s gabe

person 1: ye i hate him he called me a fat bitch

by maxwell smithhhhhh July 22, 2022

Gabe

Gabe is a knucklehead. He games too much and is not funny

Gabe is as dumb as nails

by cognite cogniteson March 8, 2022

Gabe

Es marica, likes gorillas. Likes to read but doesn't want to admit it. Dating two ugly hoes, but the only girl he likes is a girl named Jay. Hangs out with a shit load of Gorillas and is turning into one.

Why does Gabe hang out with Gorillas

Gabe is in love with Ms. Reel

by NotTheFakeXXXTENTACION April 12, 2017