Goosberry

A single person(or people) who are stuck in the same house/room with many loved up couples who cant stop getting off in your face. A goosberry will be left sitting awkwardly and feeling slightly worthless because of their singledom but goosberries are able to have fun without a partner and do not need to be constantly in a relationship to feel valued and have fun.

The dude/dudette who follows around couples is a goosberry.

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 10, 2006

Goose Eggs

Nothing; A Quantity of no significance or importance.

I went to vegas to strike it rich but came back with goose eggs.

by tdlm December 17, 2008

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

Gobos

Gobos is anything that you need a name for at that moment, more often than not you will want someone to check them out

Guy one: Hey dude! Check out my Gobos!

Guy two: Those are the best Gobos ever!

Guy one: Thanks, I made them out of wood glue and Easy Mac =0

by GarrettTterrag August 12, 2006

Goose Poop

After enjoying a few rounds of Grey Goose, you find yourself needing to use the pooper. (At this time you will most likely be rather drunk.)
Once you get to the pooper, however, you've been deceived as you will realize you've be sitting for a countless period of time trying to rid yourself of this horrible feeling. What you've come to realize is that the nasty grey goose has dropped off a couple babies and you end up leaving the jon, unsatisfied.

"Dood, I just had the worst goose poop"
"Easy on the goose bro, you don't wanna get goose poopies"

by M Boa February 1, 2009

Golden Goose Egg

When you dip your hand in gold paint and put it up someones butthole.

My girlfriend gave me a great Golden Goose Egg last night.

by roper.6 September 30, 2011

shit goose

Someone who thinks they're a gangster from New York who can't cook, has hippie parents, wishes he was black, has an imperfect chest, rope-like hair, dresses like a shmo, and who counts jerking off as getting laid.

R.J. Brown is the biggest shit goose ever! Wait, isn't his name goose shit? That's the way the ladies known him.

by Trader Joess May 19, 2009