Smack goober

When you and your crush are both dumb and y’all both know it

See ya later smack goober

by Pimp daddy 621 April 29, 2020

Goober

A "Goober" is a word used to describe a straight person who is obsessed with gay and/or lesbian adult content. The large majority of people who fall under this category can also be described as "lazy" "slobs" and/or "useless to society."

"My brother is such a goober, all he does is sit in his room all day with the door locked!"

by PeppiTQM October 8, 2023

goober game

goober game is a when someone most commonly described a a "dork" pulls girls mainly because he isnt an dick or because he is a dork.

Scott pilgrim has goober game.

by V1NC3NT! December 8, 2023

Goofy Goober

Codeword for "I like getting pegged" (note that everything said in the rest of the sentence has no relevance.)

You are such a goofy goober!

by GOOFERGOOBY August 16, 2022

Goober

Synonym for cool, swag etc.
Pronaunciation: gobeer

Simon: whoa your geometry dash level is very goober

by Pussyhunter42069 December 9, 2022

Goofy goober

A humorous way to refer to someone who is silly or goofy.

My friend is such a goofy goober. That's why we're friends.

by Po_Tay_Toes December 9, 2023

Goober

A goofy ass Edgelord who does NOTHING for society but just spreads hate online or a lazy person who lacks IQ

you got a F in PE!?!? Fucking fat ass goober

by THIST October 19, 2025