Gobblers knob

Gobblers knob is the place Caydens mom lives. It is named after the fact that she is the best knob gobbler around. It is located in English town, Cape Breton and is a popular go to place for the famous Malkie Woodland.

Guy 1: I just got back from the gobblers knob.
Guy 2: How was Caydens mom?
Guy 1: good, I fucked her.

by The Cape Breton Jigglo February 3, 2022

strap gobbler

To gobble dicks in the stairway

" You know Alice, the strap gobbler, gobbling dick in the stairway."

by anonymous April 13, 2022

Glizzy Gobbler

Somebody who loves hotdogs/glizzys

At the camp out yesterday he was a glizzy gobbler.

by glizzylolollollolool November 9, 2020

Glizzy gobbler hammy

A glizzy gobbler hammy is when you eat the the ear cheese from behind your ears to see in the dark

Wow! My glizzy gobbler hammy made me see all the bugs in my room night.

by M@thaB*|+( November 22, 2020

Glizzy Gobbler

A person who can swallow a lot of hotdogs

MAN... I had to call over my glizzy gobbler ticia to swallow this glizzy with no hands.

by KingGlizzy November 26, 2020

Potato Gobbler

Potato Gobbler refers to a sexual act in which on participant defecates in the other participants mouth and they bite, chew and frankly gobbles down that turd

Honey, can I be a Potato Gobbler tonight

No honey, It comes out as brown slush these days

by PoopyHeadMan December 7, 2020

Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.

My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"

by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021