Blond. Short. And really annoying, he has no friends and will fuck anyone on the first date. Really desperate. Really really desperate. Tiny dick. Will date anyone just to get a free meal and some sex. really desperate little mother fucker.
Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy
Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy
Person 1. Omg!! I think Gabe likes me
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help
by yes, i am a bitch June 17, 2018
Get the Gabemug. look at that gabe
by TTVstreamerbtw December 11, 2018
Get the Gabemug. 
by isopodhoursboi May 27, 2018
Get the Gabedmug. by adorzai March 24, 2025
Get the Gabe fell..mug. (I’ll be writing to my classmates one by one starting with you Gabe) Gabe… You are a very goofy, outgoing and funny person. I wish we coulda been closer friends. I once had a crush on you years ago and still kinda do. Stay awesome dude. I hope to see you again. ( I hope you find this and you might because I see you reading on here sometimes)
Gabe: (Also, you always type in your name to see if anyone said anything about your name.)
Alright I’m done, so long and good bye..
Alright I’m done, so long and good bye..
by …..GoodAtBuissiness May 23, 2022
Get the Gabemug.