february 31st

This day doesn’t exist

February 31st is not a day

by Emilysksk October 30, 2019

February 26

Give your gf the most love day! She is a bad bitch and born on this day. Give her everything!

Bf- hey its february 26

Go-to know what that means

by Emilypro08 February 9, 2020

February 24

National eat ice cream for dinner day! On this day everyone will enjoy the creamy goodness of ice cream!!

February 24 is to signify that everyone should be eating ice cream for dinner, like “No vegetables!! It’s February 24! Have some ice cream.

by WawaWoop October 28, 2020

february 7th

the birthday of the hottest hottie in the whole frikin hot world.

omg its february 7th. The day the hottest hottie on the whole frikin hot world was born

by iamthebesttiktokerhehehe December 7, 2020

February 24

The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on February 24th

A:Babyyyyyyyyyy guess what day it is!
B:Wednesday?
A:IT’S FEBRUARY 24,NATIONAL FUCK DAY!!!
B:OH HECK YEA

by SmollPP February 20, 2021

February 28th

International horny day. If you feel like fucking your stepsis, today is the day it might work.

Horny dude 1: Yooo bro today’s February 28th - international horny day.
Horny ass lad 2: Ye ye bro who u smashin?
Horny dude 1: Alice. She lookin’ hella fine today, I finna send ‘er to the wonderland!
Horny ass lad 2: Hell ye dude she lookin horny af today. Go get that pussy boiii

by Hornyboi737 February 28, 2021

February 2

When you ask someone out and they have to say yes

Boy: I wanna ask her out
Girl: then do it!
Boy: what if they say no?
Girl: it’s February 2!
Boy: okay
Boy: I like you. Will you go on a date with me?
Girl: yes!

by Starapia February 1, 2021