flat

a person who has no boobs

DESTINY isnt flat anymore

by bimbo March 13, 2005

flat lander

A person that comes from south of Interstate 80 to hunt in Northern Pennsylvania for bear or deer. Usually these people have unnecessarily large trunks such as Ford F-350s or Dodge 3500 series.

That flat lander shot a deer out of his brand new F-350.

by ZBall April 7, 2008

Flat ass

The best type of ass. Only those with refined tastes will appreciate it.

Dude 1: Do you think this is girl hot?
Dude 2: Nah man her ass is flat
Dude 1: Bruh tf is wrong with you, flat ass is the best

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021

flat out like a lizard drinking

1. verb/simile. To be working really hard, or so under the pump that you've found yourself dehydrated.

2. verb/simile. (sarcastic) Doing nothing at all.

1. How are ya, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Up for a brewskie later then?
Yeah, for sure.

2. How are ay, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Yeah righto, come out for a brewskie then.
Orright, seeya in a sec.

by Ryan Paine February 16, 2008

flat ass

An old school slur for white guy used most notably by Richard Pryor.

White guy: "Exscuse me, but do you know where I can find a liquor store and a KFC?"

Black dude: "Fuck you flat ass!"

by Aaron Brace November 3, 2005

flat pancake

a flat pancake is a combination of a flat butt, flat back, flat chest, and flat personality on a human being. Basically the opposite of Nikki Minaj

"whoa, is that Nikki Minaj? Oh, my mistake. it's just a flat pancake."

by Kierstyn Huffine April 7, 2012

Flat Earther

Amelie Hutchins

Amelie Hutchins is a Flat Earther

by I am Flat May 8, 2019