flumping

chinese burn ones penis to the point it eventually falls off. then, circumcise the penis and stitch one end of the foreskin to create a “sock”. violently shit in this song and ejaculate/piss in it. shake shake shake! then, drink this ungodly substance. shit the substance back and use it for everyday activities, primarily lube and skincare.

Person 1 - “Hey bro, wanna do some flumping?”
Person 2 - “What’s that?”
Person 1 - “Ohh boy.”

by TheTikTokExplainer May 5, 2024

Flumped

The action of slumping and flopping at the same time.

“My cat just flumped over!”

by #1 benoftheweek fan May 9, 2024

Flumped

The action of slumping and flopping over at the same time.

“My cat just flumped itself down on my bed!”

by #1 benoftheweek fan May 9, 2024

Flumpuss

Dominator through shear mass, ender of eons

Meet My cat Flumpuss, defiler of the Balrog of Toledo, OH.

by Flumpy Dumplings May 10, 2024

Flumph

A meaningless word you use to prove a point.

Nah that's flumph.

by pseudonym2025 December 31, 2024

Flumplen

Flumplen (noun): A feeling of joyful confusion, often experienced when encountering something utterly new and fascinating.

Example sentence: "As I explored the art museum, I felt a strong sense of flumplen, mesmerized by the surreal sculptures."

by Miraiiiiii March 11, 2025

Flumplen

*Flumplen* (noun): A feeling of joyful confusion, often experienced when encountering something utterly new and fascinating.

"As I explored the art museum, I felt a strong sense of flumplen, mesmerized by the surreal sculptures."

by Miraiiiiii March 11, 2025