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Farts and Tarts

an exclamation used to express frustration or excitement
Kate: Dude, the frat house ran out of alcohol...
Shannon: Farts and Tarts! What are we going to do now?

Rachel: They're having a two for one deal on burritos at Panchos!
Abra: Farts and Tarts! That's fucking awesome!
by Deegle Beegle February 19, 2009
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my_farts_are_blue

A double chinned glasses wearing burberry boy who knocks one out a lot to pictures of Will Young and abandons his club in their hour of need to visit monkeys pretending its a gift to his mrs when in reality its because he gets turned on at red bottoms
Your not going to the game where we need all teh vocal encouragement we need? you really are a my_farts_are_blue aren't you
by oh hairless one April 20, 2004
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ass farts

OMG did hear my ass farts they were soo loud!
by venezza February 21, 2008
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fartso

Male porn stars are on average 9 to 10 fartso's in length.
by Sean Scofield April 25, 2006
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Fireseal

AKA, FilterNinja, Long time resident of the "hobby shed" whos purpose in life is to initiate boys under the age of 10 to manhood.
Fireseal commented how the 8 year old boys behind was smooth as silk.
by hacker August 17, 2003
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fireshots

An amazing drinking game started in Virginia.
This game requires either an open space or a hallway wide enough to have two people move through.
Works best with large groups, divided into two equal teams. At one end of the hallway place either cups of beer or shots, then have a relay race with each person going down drinking their drink and coming back, to see which team can finish all their alcohol first. Each time you race change the style, ex: running backwards, crawling, spinning, hopping, eyes closed, and you can think of others.
Losers then each have to drink the amount that they lost by before moving onto the next round.
You should come play fireshots with us this weekend
by alinava August 6, 2008
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ferts

Fertile. Iphone app says you are fertile. Reason for hotflashes. Moods. Pre-menstrual.
"Why am I so PMS-y? I'm not on my period."
"Oh girl, you're probably ferts"
by mochacoughy February 27, 2012
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