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Findlay slip n'slide

Is where a woman shits on a man's chest and then go's to the other side of the room. she then run's at the man who is laying on the bed with shit on his chest. she leaps into the air landing on the mans chest. The shit 'acting as a lube' slides her across the chest "like a slip n' slide" and she slides down his stomach and on down to the penis. if executed perfectally her vagina will slip right over his dick and sexy times will be made.
Man: so my girlfriend is learning to slide at softball.

Friend: you should give her the Findlay slip n'slide First, that will teach her how to play ball.
by Dadismydad January 28, 2008
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Finding Five Dollars

A phrase commonly used to signify the end of a story; any story ends well on the upbeat note of finding five dollars.
"I was going to the laundromat to wash all of my clothes, and I tripped and broke my nose on the asphalt. I tried to get into my car, but I dropped the keys into the sewer grate I was parked by. I got a ride to the hospital from an old lady who smelled like cheese, and when I got there I found out that my insurance didn't cover stupidity. And then I found five dollars!"
by Corwin May 6, 2005
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FINDLAY

Findlay is a god among men. Findlay has Scotish backgrounds, but his voice is normal and amazing and beutiful, like everything about him. Findlay usually has blonde or brown hair or blue eyes. Findlay has wealthy parents, but all Findlays do well in life. Findlay is a Democrat/Liberal (Canada's left-wing party) who is open to new ideas. Findlay is the greatest person to ever live, so if you ever meet one you need to be his friend.
Man : Damn Findlay is perfect in every way!
Woman: Everyone wants him! ;)
by ATypicalPeraon November 7, 2017
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Ybc fandom

No... Just no, the show is messed up the intro is messed up, The fandom is messed up.
If you are in this fandom or support it, stay away from me, The YBC fandom is a mess...
by oiksmilkbread April 4, 2021
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I just want to find 11,780 votes

When a failure of a fake president gets caught trying to steal an election after accusing everyone of rigging the election against him.
Trump fan- Democratz are tryna steal diz elecshun!
Logical person- Haven't you heard the leaked audio tape? "‘I just want to find 11,780 votes’" President Trump
Trump fan- boy, datz fake news I tell ya!
Logical person- *Plays audio*
Trump fan- *crickets*
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 5, 2021
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fandom life

A life you don't have- If you're in a fandom you're so far gone you cannot go back
Fangirl - "I'M IN THE HARRY POTTER COS-PLAY!! FANDOM LIFE!!"
Person - "Get a life"
FangirlS - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
by PiKleFanGoddess November 24, 2013
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find the pooh

a ruthless game played by uni students in savage new zealand universities where one will proceed to take a pooh somewhere in anothers house, room, flat etc. the pooh should be strategically placed so that it is nearly impossible to find and will stink for ages.
was playing find the pooh with bevin the other day and i popped a squat in a hole in his mattress and he thought he shat himself since! still hasnt found it! i win!
by bevin loves boggles May 29, 2007
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