24 February

The day where you can get drunk.

And don’t u dare call ur ex.

24 february jsjsjsj

by imgaytostay February 23, 2021

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February 28th

International horny day. If you feel like fucking your stepsis, today is the day it might work.

Horny dude 1: Yooo bro today’s February 28th - international horny day.
Horny ass lad 2: Ye ye bro who u smashin?
Horny dude 1: Alice. She lookin’ hella fine today, I finna send ‘er to the wonderland!
Horny ass lad 2: Hell ye dude she lookin horny af today. Go get that pussy boiii

by Hornyboi737 February 28, 2021

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Fuckboy February

Channel your inner fuckboy for all of February!
(Also can be known as the guy version of hot girl summer)

“I dumped my girlfriend so I can fuck with all the hoes during fuckboy February.”

by FlamboyantWeener69 April 29, 2021

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February 14

The day of birth of amazing and adorable people. They are sweet, kind, friendly, cute, beautiful and they deserve the world. If you are born on February 14 I love you. Peeps born on this day are likely to love Kermit the frog (Kermit the frog loved you too!)

„I‘m so hecking cute“
„I know, but why“
„I was born on February 14“
„That explains everything!“

by some kermit kid November 26, 2021

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