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Farmer’s Wife

A woman married to a farmer.

Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.

Someone with an IQ of less than 60.
A Farmer’s Wife should stay barefoot and pregnant.
by Isn’t life fun August 13, 2020
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farmer snort

plugging one side of the nose while blowing really hard out the other in order to clear the nasal passages. AKA snot rocket.
person 1: Do you have a tissue?
person 2: No, sorry. Looks like you're just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: damn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!
by aleckss May 15, 2005
mugGet the farmer snortmug.

unicorn farmer

A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.
by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021
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farmer derrek

(farmer derrek) my big dick daddy derrek pounded me for hours last night 😍😍
by shdnfoenebdh February 4, 2021
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Farmer stinky

Once done decapitating the head of a chicken, inserting it into the victims Vigina while listening to soul train.
Farmer stinky is the best way to end a long day on the field
by OG shea November 3, 2014
mugGet the Farmer stinkymug.

Pity Farmer

A person who adds a stupid app on Facebook, such as Farmville, just to help their friends/stop getting app invites.
Yeah, tom is still a douche for playing, but he wouldn't stop sending me those damn Farmville requests. I became his pity farmer by default.
by T-3PO January 24, 2011
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Jamaican Farmer

a synonym used for a drug dealer, mostly one who sells weed.
A: Hey man, i am looking for a jamaican farmer, do you know any around here?

B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.
by H12F April 1, 2011
mugGet the Jamaican Farmermug.

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