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Blowie Fail

While receiving a blow job on a bed, couch, or the floor...the act of taking a knee to the testicles right before ejacultion.

A failed blow job.

Worst feeling imaginable.
"So my girlfriend was giving me head, and as I'm about to cum she adjusts herself on the bed, and accidentally kneed me in my balls...terrible blowie fail"

"All of my girlfriends friends were laughing at me because she told them about the blowie fail".
by Olde English September 30, 2009
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ginger fail

the maximum achievable level of shame. an occurrence in which a creature is able to prove his unworthiness to be alive. a ginger fail, or "GF", is impossible to recover from. GFs are an unexplored phenomenon from a biological standpoint. Experimental treatments of depression include exposure to footage of repeated GFs, until the patient finds new hope in life.
When he thought he had a chance at getting her number, he Ginger failed becuase he forgot he was a Ginger
by cathunter September 7, 2010
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fail as a male

guys who you initially believe to be straight, but he turns out to be gay.
Every other guy Ashlee tried to date turned out to be a fail as a male.
by mkablam May 11, 2009
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fail at life

crazy man: NO NOT MAH GMOD WHY IT BROK IT SES I IZ BANNED FOR NOT BEIN ABLE TO WELD

other guy: no it says your banned for being a fail at life
by [CT]Frag_man December 2, 2009
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Fail Whale

Extreme fail, usually said after something you strongly disapprove of.
I was so pumped to go to the party on Saturday, but Heather wasn't even there. Fail whale!
by Scalcar June 6, 2009
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Asian fail

We all know Asian parents have extremely high standards. An Asian fail describes a result that is under 85%.

ASIAN MARKING SCHEME
Asian fail: under 85%
Asian pass: over 85%
Asian average: 90% or over
Asian alright: 95% or over (depending on subject)
Asian good: 100% (note: you still get a thrashing if you got 99%)
e.g.
John Citizen: How'd' you go on the Maths test?
Jack Chen: I Asian fail. My parents are going to kill me!!
John Citizen: ...what did you get?
Jack Chen: 84%
John Citizen: ... *glares*
by A+ Asian December 3, 2009
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Whale Fail

Describes the action of someone who is overweight doing something very stupid and embarrassing, such as falling down, dropping items, etc.
Matt: Dude, did you see Big Betty fall down the stairs yesterday?
Jim: Hell yeah, total Whale Fail.
by alunajoy October 1, 2010
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