Missouri facial

When someone sits on someone else's fave and starts ripping ass

Mason "how did you get pink eye?"
Rain "oh I got a Missouri facial last night"

by Qwertyioppasdf January 23, 2024

lava facial

When he jizzes on your face and throws you in the fire

Hey gurl why you burnt not turnt, "just a casual lava facial w bbc dude

by Archie weaver February 17, 2017

Frog Swamp Facial

The act of taking a bath and farting in the tub with your loved one, in return splashing the water in their face.

My girlfriend was furious when i gave her that gnarly frog swamp facial

by Broffessor Brock September 09, 2019

turkish facial

The old fashioned Turkish Facial. When you just blow your load all over your partners face!!!!

Man “Get ready baby, I’m about to finish”
Female: “Oh yes baby give me a Turkish Facial!!!”

by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ February 09, 2024

facial buckies

It means burned royally.

You asked Shelia out and she said no? Facial Buckies!

by The curly haired white man April 21, 2023

Ursula Facial

When someone bondage tapes your entire head so you can’t see or hear and then ties you up and beats you while you cry behind the plastic tape and basically give yourself a hot steamy saltwater facial.

Last night at the dungeon the hottest Top on the planet tied me up and gave me an Ursula Facial. It was so cathartic.

by krispycublet May 13, 2019

salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

by Cookie777 June 03, 2011