Fon fact

When someone says something that isn’t relevant or you don’t care about. It can also be used when you over hear something spicy
Scenario one-
Friend: So I had this dream last night
You: ah fon fact

Scenario two-
Random person: so I whipped out my c***
You and a friend: umm fon fact...
by Steloo September 15, 2019
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Factful

A word to describe something full of facts or someone just stating facts.
Im just being factful.
That website is very factful.
by MiloThatsTheName January 23, 2024
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fact violence

when you are attacked by an undeniable fact
A: How would you buy a car? You have no savings and you don't even have a job. I don't think you can afford gas either.
B: That's too much Fact Violence..
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Strategy fact-ory

The intelligence services invented a particular statement to dismiss and or ridicule information which was to close to the truth for them. "Conspiracy theory" is still frequently used today to block any meaningful conversation.

Today I decided to create a counter to that statement with similar elements in it.
by Alpha2zen November 10, 2020
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Dad Fact

An unfounded but logical piece of information that may or may not be a fact, often wielded by dads at a BBQ.
Trav: "Did you know that if you pour Sprite on your balls you can taste it?"

Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"
by Da House November 27, 2023
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dad fact

That weird random bit of information that a Dad will suddenly drop on you after you ask a fairly simple question. And is almost always 100% correct.
Me: why do international pilots need to know English?

Dad: It is actually called Aviation English. It was implemented because of a really bad plane crash back in the 1970's caused partly by language issues.
Me: *Googles it, sees hes correct* that's a Dad Fact!
by Mydadmadethisup September 09, 2018
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Crocodile Fact

A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.

The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.
Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)
by K1ngpsych3 October 20, 2020
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