moose facts

Total bullshit

A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate

X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home

Y: Moose facts 100%

by MoMoose March 7, 2019

Facts

A way for a boy to end a conversation

Girl- my mom just died I’m so sad
Male aka satin- facts

by yopeeingisalifestyle September 30, 2020

Worldwide facts

American car horns beep in the tone of F.
CHARLES MARTINS was the first ever Worldwide participants
"Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."
The Best set of Admins in Worldwide were Lexy, Zabrang, Joan, Sammy, Pascal, Mariam

The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.
The Rizz Master in Worldwide is Sammy

Worldwide facts pt4

by Ebuksam March 8, 2023

alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.

You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!

by q359 July 25, 2023

Facting

To state a fact about a certain topic and educate them on the topic.

Your mom thinks I’m hot. She’s straight facting it up.

by Honora Eckles September 8, 2022

Strategy fact-ory

The intelligence services invented a particular statement to dismiss and or ridicule information which was to close to the truth for them. "Conspiracy theory" is still frequently used today to block any meaningful conversation.

Today I decided to create a counter to that statement with similar elements in it.

I have come across this "strategy fact-ory" in my news feed.

by Alpha2zen November 9, 2020

Fon fact

When someone says something that isn’t relevant or you don’t care about. It can also be used when you over hear something spicy

Scenario one-
Friend: So I had this dream last night
You: ah fon fact

Scenario two-
Random person: so I whipped out my c***
You and a friend: umm fon fact...

by Steloo September 15, 2019