Pinapple Express

A type of sexual intercourse between two friends, or people wanting to be more than friend, or between boyfriend + girlfriend.
Involves boxers with 'Pinapple Express' written on the back, palm trees in the bedroom and the scent of pinapples on the girl.
This type of sex is very fruity and exotic.

(Is recommended for some other people who are bored with their sex lives and want some excitement)


This type of sex has nothing to do with the stoner movie called "Pinapple Express".

Person A - "So I heard you and Zach... Pinapple Expressed last night?"
Person B - "Oh yeah! It was a totally different experience!"

Person C - "Dude! Did you Pinapple Express Gillian last night?"
Person D - "Totally! Dude, you should try it sometime yourself!"

by The Cat Ate Jell-o March 4, 2009

Penguin Express

When an incision is made to the scrotum and a penis or penis-like object is used to have intercourse with the open scrotum; a technique usually favored by masochists to increase pain and heighten arousal.

I gave Jimmy a Penguin Express because he is a homosexual masochist and I am a sick, sadistic freak.

by Lover of the Penguin Express July 23, 2008

Chocolate Express

when an awesome black guy is having sex he nicknames is slong the chocolate express

chuga chuga chuga chuga WOOO WOOOO the chocolate express is arriving at your train hole

by sparrow_93 April 24, 2011

Red American Express

A fun and expressive way to refer to TNT and any other sort of explosive. Used in the way Timbaland mentions an actual Red American Express Card in the song The Way I Are with Keri Hilson, D.O.E., & Sebastian but referring to Explosives instead.

Lyrics taken from the song:

Timbaland: "I ain't got no Visa
I ain't got no Red American Express
We can't go nowhere exotic
It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best
Talk to me, girl"

I really enjoyed the fact that I can utilize Red American Express Blocks in Minecraft to expedite the building of my artistic and opulent art piece.

by Dupl01nfinitum May 29, 2023

penguin express

When one slits open the scrotum of another and uses it like a vagina

I gave jimmy a penguin express cuz I'm a sick fuck...

by Peng Win Spress November 9, 2008

Shoelace Express

To walk home after a night of partying while being in a state of intoxication.

Instead of going aboard the drunk drivers shuttle, they decided to take the Shoelace express.

by chipmunk 314 August 16, 2011

Panda Express

A fast food chain that serves "Chinese" themed food, mostly well known for its Orange Chicken. It's not authentic Chinese by any standard, but it's still delicious.

Tim Wong: Where are we going to dinner?
Steve: Panda Express
Tim Wong: That isn't real Chinese Food like they make in the motherland, but okay.

by partyrockstar222 August 11, 2016