A man with a two inch dick, who loves to spend their time masturbating to gay porn. They often suck their best friend’s dick, and get STDs.
by Johna LongSchlong October 13, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a very kind loving person. He’s very attractive and all of the girls chase after him. He will always have your heart. You really want to get to know a Ethan. He’s very loyal and will treat you right.
by Abusj May 16, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan E-Than
Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
1st friend: Oh come on! It’s been 2 weeks and you haven’t responded?!
2nd friend: Who are you talking to?
1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.
2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.
- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
2nd friend: Who are you talking to?
1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.
2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.
- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
by AsainicAudric December 24, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. - I love you so much and appreciate you and everything that you’ve done to help me. I genuinely believe that you’re the one for me. You’re perfect in every single way. I love you to my core. You make me truly happy, even thinking of your name makes me happy. I miss you all day everyday, I want to call you but I’m too scared. Anyway I love you. You’ve helped me beyond your knowledge. You make my heart happy, it’s the best thing to see you smile. It honestly makes my heart happy when I see you looking at me. I don’t think you or I can even begin to comprehend how in love you I am. Whenever you get even near me I smile and get all bubbly. I genuinely love you with all of my heart. You’re just an amzing person and I cannot wait until high school, so you can be MY amazing person. I just want to hold you and let you know how much I love you. Just agh I could go on all day about how much I love you. But I won’t, but still I love you.
I LOVE YOU Ethan
by Thisyounglove December 14, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Typically this name means someone you can trust with anything. Whether it’s something negative or positive about you or what has happened to you. He’s shy and doesn’t talk very much until you get to know him that is. When you do know him all he’ll do is talk to you. A good person to have inside jokes with. Some may say he’s attractive.
by ....unknown October 12, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan
by choke_on_my_dong June 9, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. A sweet, skinny blonde boy with the most gorgeous gray eyes. He acts like an idiot around his friends but when it’s just you and him, he has the biggest heart. When you hold his hand, you never want to let go. When he hugs you, you want it to never end. When he kisses you, the only things that matter in the world at that moment are you and him. If you find an Ethan, just know that if you are the right girl for him, he will love you with all of his heart.
Me: “Ethan, I love you so much.”
Ethan: “I love you so much more than you will ever know. I’m glad I found you.”
Ethan: “I love you so much more than you will ever know. I’m glad I found you.”
by e+a4ever_y’all February 11, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.