ding a ling

a girl's pony tail

Guy: your ding a ling is really soft!
Girl: thanks i stroke it all the time

by tequisha2009forever April 13, 2009

ding

the act of banging, fucking, sexing, making love, screwing, nailing ect ect.
(dinging) the current act of having sex.
dinging is not meant to produce a kid or fetus
dinging does NOT refer to adults having sex. just to teenagers having a good time.
when you ding, its a custom to text or call a previously named "dinging buddy" to let them know that you are, in fact, dinging.
NOTE: do NOT ding your dinging buddy. or let anyone get confused that you are. because obviously you arent

"they dinged in the backseat"
"she shouldnt ding her teacher"
"they dinged all night long, all over my body"
"lets go ding"
"i love dinging"

by LEMonmybody January 9, 2009

Ding Dar

Some nasty word used by Southerners that replaces the words like, you no, the,a,is,and,stupid and idiot. And anything else you want it to mean.

It one them Ding Dar Squirrels...............Ding Daar shoot him with da peeshoota pa!

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 25, 2004

*ding*

in mmorpgs, esp. WoW, *ding* is used to notify others in your party/guild/etc. that you have just leveled up

randomly while playing in the chat log:

player A: *ding*

player B: congratulations

by h4nk D4 74nk0r August 10, 2007

Ding Dong Didley

This phrase basically means you dont give a fuck.

I dont give a ding dong didley what you thik about me.
I dont give a ding dong didley if the world comes to an end

by Ryan Surrao July 22, 2009

Boop-Ding

Stimulation of the prostate of a man with a finger, normally the index finger, in order to create an intense, explosive orgasm.

Only correct stimulation of the prostate will create a Boop-Ding. When done correctly and with appropriate timing, the entire process can be done in the same time as it takes to say the phrase.

While Craig was enjoying his chance to jerk-off, he had to get back to work, so he gave himself the boop-ding and finished up quickly.

by Reo Strong & CEC February 18, 2010

ding

a small, limp penis. (may not necessarily be small erect)

"My ding gets huge when it boners!"

by shitcuff August 8, 2007