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by Gianna millet November 21, 2016
Get the Dylanmug. Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
Get the Dylanmug. Can be a mother fucking DICK and fake love you at the same time. He would do anything to get out of doing stuff with his girlfriend and break her fucking heart. DON'T TRUST A Dylan, if you have one in your life...FUCKING RUN!!!
"Dylan? Please do something with me please!!"
"Not right now! I'm going out with my friends and don't want to be around you right now"
Dylan walks out the door
"You say that everyday...:
"Not right now! I'm going out with my friends and don't want to be around you right now"
Dylan walks out the door
"You say that everyday...:
by EzriaB26 November 5, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is short and cute with brown hair he is my crush but he likes someone else
He is kind and plays football
He is kind and plays football
Dylan
by No one cares😞 February 20, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. The guy that created the universe by masturbating so hard his single sperm created everything we know of. He is also "ascended"
by Kailin12 May 13, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. A unique male organism that engages in the primitive act of giving turkey surprises to his female peons. Dylan's turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.
Dylan: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.
Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.
Dylan: When you are done, please puke in one spot to make it easier to recycle.
Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.
Dylan: thats my girl.
Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.
Dylan: When you are done, please puke in one spot to make it easier to recycle.
Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.
Dylan: thats my girl.
by thatguy.> October 8, 2012
Get the Dylanmug. He is a good looking and handsome boy. He has good friends and he is funny, and saluted mostly for his fantastic taste in music-especially Mayday Parade. He is sweet and he might not admit it, but he loves himself
Dylan looked at me outside of the shop today.
I got tapped by Dylan today!
Dylan talked to me on Facebook! OMG!
I got tapped by Dylan today!
Dylan talked to me on Facebook! OMG!
by I Am In Love With Him... October 22, 2012
Get the Dylanmug.