by hsbehehdjdjdd May 28, 2024
Get the Drewmug. A girl who is awesome! She is the best friend you would want. If u don’t like drew kesselman, then leave earth!
by yourgirlygirly87 February 17, 2021
Get the Drew Kesselmanmug. Blue eyes
Brown hair
Tall
Muscular
Big feet
Likes peanut butter
Very athletic
Taco Bell is home
Has many friends but few close ones
Sarcastic
Loving
Dimples for days
Loves to cuddle
Gives good massages
Brown hair
Tall
Muscular
Big feet
Likes peanut butter
Very athletic
Taco Bell is home
Has many friends but few close ones
Sarcastic
Loving
Dimples for days
Loves to cuddle
Gives good massages
by GeorgiaBoy2017 March 3, 2020
Get the Drewmug. The 2nd sexist man in the world, currently recorded as the biggest chad and is normally adressed as daddy, father, or daddy please.
(But hes secretly gay for the number one sexist man in the world.
(But hes secretly gay for the number one sexist man in the world.
by SexistMan#1 November 4, 2020
Get the Drew mccaddenmug. Drew is a wacky and whimsical elf creature native to the continent of East America.
He is an unusually small fellow that you can fit inside of your pocket; he is able to expand whenever you ask him to, and can be used as a life-raft in dangerous situations.
Once a Drew turns 18 years of age, he may participate in mating season. (Ain't much of a season, it's only December 31 - January 1.)
All Drews drop a Dogecoin(s) in a well, wishing that they will find a Mariah to mate with before sundown.
Once a Drew successful finds a Mariah, he is allowed to start a family and use his coins in any way he wants to.
Drews who deposit Dogecoins with higher sums of money will be granted significantly more luck during mating season.
Stealing/theft is VERY frowned-upon in Drew-society, Drews who steal other's coins will have -1 coin taken away and used as tax dollars, and will be forever cursed with ugly Mariahs during mating season.
Unfortunately, as of the current year, (2345) the Drew species is endangered, many Drews cannot use their coins during mating season.
Researchers have found that roughly 73% of Drews are out of coins due to severe inflation of the necessities of life, milk, bread, etc. therefore, most Drews cannot find mates to produce more and more Drews.
This is all that is scientists currently know about the Drew, many manuscripts are subject to change in the future.
Follow the New Drewke Post for more information soon to come.
He is an unusually small fellow that you can fit inside of your pocket; he is able to expand whenever you ask him to, and can be used as a life-raft in dangerous situations.
Once a Drew turns 18 years of age, he may participate in mating season. (Ain't much of a season, it's only December 31 - January 1.)
All Drews drop a Dogecoin(s) in a well, wishing that they will find a Mariah to mate with before sundown.
Once a Drew successful finds a Mariah, he is allowed to start a family and use his coins in any way he wants to.
Drews who deposit Dogecoins with higher sums of money will be granted significantly more luck during mating season.
Stealing/theft is VERY frowned-upon in Drew-society, Drews who steal other's coins will have -1 coin taken away and used as tax dollars, and will be forever cursed with ugly Mariahs during mating season.
Unfortunately, as of the current year, (2345) the Drew species is endangered, many Drews cannot use their coins during mating season.
Researchers have found that roughly 73% of Drews are out of coins due to severe inflation of the necessities of life, milk, bread, etc. therefore, most Drews cannot find mates to produce more and more Drews.
This is all that is scientists currently know about the Drew, many manuscripts are subject to change in the future.
Follow the New Drewke Post for more information soon to come.
by ItzLandon4 July 7, 2024
Get the Drewmug. Normally looks like an ostrich also try's to get on love island every year but fails since he likes a bit of cock normally received when going to church with a lad called Kieran
by I hate you mate xx January 21, 2018
Get the Drewmug. by anonymous April 3, 2024
Get the Drew Davismug.