gay as 2 dicks touching

when something is really gay

Those pink trainers are as gay as 2 dicks touching

by migumbo October 25, 2009

Dicksergeant-Lb

A military rank that is lowe than that of Private.

so E-0

This can only be the rank of the worst man in the squad,platoon, or company.

Lb =(little bitchum)

Lieutenant- Private!

Private- Yes sir?

Lieutenant- Your being demoted to Dicksergeant-Lb

Private- Why sir?

Lieutenant- Because you suck!

by CDC-your boy C May 17, 2009

Oh Dicks

The phrase used to call or refer to someone with the word dick in any part of their name(s)

Oh Dicks, you drinking tonight

by Le Chifré March 14, 2009

The Dicks of Hazard

A multi-cultural open-age online gang of computer savvy people who don't take any shit off anyone just like ghetto toilet paper. If you know in your heart you can be a dick for a good cause, join The Dicks of Hazard!

1.Some crackhead kept trying to feed my dog, so I called The Dicks of Hazard.
2.This guy kept throwing cock blocks so I called The Dicks of Hazard. After they schooled me, no one threw cock blocks again.
3.Thanks to The Dicks of Hazard, that nazi never heckles me in class anymore.

by MadamexXx February 17, 2009

shittin dicks

The act of taking a dump roughly the same size and shape of a dick. Primarily after a large meal followed by a few drinks.

Dude, I was shittin dicks last night after the party!

by T-B1rd July 26, 2014

pussies wet and dicks hard

Universally sexy. To either gender. But doesn't have to be sexual. Could also be a way to compliment and let the person know they are looking amazing at the moment.

"Wow..... your outfit is killing it"
"Thanks! I was feelin myself in it haha"

"You making all the pussies wet and dicks hard tonight"

by Yowelcum February 1, 2017

Chicks before dicks

When you and you close friends form a sisterhood and agree not to fuck each others ex husbands

Oh Maria I really hope you didn't sleep with Jimbo , remember chicks before dicks

by Jaygouletttt April 10, 2017