Doing a johnston

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.

He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git

by Ox1983 April 19, 2018

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do legs

To run like fuck. Variations include doing pedals, doing hooves, doing sails etc

Guy smoking a joint: Shit its the feds, DO LEGS!
Everyone else: good shout

by motherfucka69a September 5, 2011

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Do the Berlioz

Do the Berlioz is the manner of self-defenestration, aka throwing yourself out of a fucking window, with great passion.

Jared: Yo did you see Kevin Do the Berlioz?
Brock: Oh shit where is he now
Jared: 2nd floor balcony writing poetry

by Actually_Sorabji April 6, 2021

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Doing A Jonny

Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.

"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"

by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011

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doing a barnse

Being a Massive cunt.

Did you see that guy last night? He was doing a barnse so much

by RomanticRubberfistSociety June 4, 2016

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Doing the Doss

Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."

Hey, look a that guy "Doing the Doss." Is he grinding and texting at the same time?

by JokingKiDD February 19, 2012

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