tri-delt

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Delta Delta Delta, better known as Tri-Delta or Tri-Delt.

**You know what they say**:

Can't get laid, try delt (everyone else has)!

(According to folklore, the three Deltas represent three "points" or erect cocks Tri-Delts strive to have in or around their mouth, have between their legs, and otherwise entertain, at all times)

>>>>Tri-delts are largely involved with philanthropy and community service. Their signature event is year-round: raising men's self-esteems, reminding them there are always girls who will have sex with them, since 1889.

An anonymously written poem:
Say!
I like getting ram-
med, yes I do!! I like cocks,
Sure I'll sleep with you!
Your friend wants in, I'll fuck him too!

You want a reach around?
You want to fuck on the ground?
I can't handle a big schlong??
Oh, you sir are ever-so-wrong!

Eifel Tower me.
Cover me,
Shower me, make it rain.
Do it the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
Sex with me is so good so good you see!

So I will suck on cocks
Protruding from a "Big Sausage Pizza" box.
And I will take it from three, maybe four,
Of your friends, you think I haven't done this before??
And I will fuck over here and over there.
I Say: I will eat cock ANYWHERE!

Are you sad you can't get a date?
While you beat off to a playmate?
Listen here, without a doubt
This is true: I put out

By jove, it's not too late,
Remember, the adage is true:
Whatever the reason, I'll fuck you,
If any of this you've ever felt,
Then by god, you should be a Tri-Delt!
Can't get laid,
Tri delt.
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>>>Commrade 1: "What it is man?"

(handshake that lasts no less than 12 seconds)

>>>Commrade 2: "Tryin' to get my dick wet tonight! (ingests copious amounts of drank)
Hit up that party down the street, it's sick as shit! Table dancers, no cover, kush out back...it's practically a reverse-sausage-fest!

_______But! Always have plan B, my fine soon-to-be-vomiting-because-you-just-finished-that-fifth-of-jack-alone-curled-in-a-ball-in-the-corner friend--can't get laid, Tri-Delt (*wink*)"

>>>Commrade 1: (Very animated as visions of fornication flood his intoxicated mind...as Tri-Delts have the reputation of being "easy" often (not always). Returning to reality after a 4 second LAG) "Awww yea!"

--Fin

by Om Nom Nom.... November 30, 2011

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Man DeLay

A male organ de-sensitizer that is the only way that piece of shit Tom DeLay can keep from jizzing himself anytime he contemplates his pact with Satan.

See also: Tom DeLay

In exchange for a soul, Tom DeLay chose a corrupt power grab and a case of "Man DeLay" to subdue his raging hard-on for Terri Schiavo, the only "living" woman who didn't threaten his fragile sense of masculinity with things like thought, speech, or any signs of being a human being rather than a baby-making factory with no right even to accurate information about contraception, let alone control over her own body and its reproductive organs.

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

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Delta D80

Owner of Mystic clan. Winner of hive Asia and EU cvc. Claims he won NA cvc. Known for his gamesense. Supposedly has only 1 ball. Crowned best minecraft bedrock player by Evident.

Is that Delta D80? He is a hive sweat.

Delta D80 is incoming with endstone.

Watch out, Delta D80 has strong diamond split with a diamond sword.

by IntellectualMan April 4, 2023

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