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Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder

A fish that sings “don’t pee on the floor use the comonder”
“Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder” Ratatata ratata dont pee on the floor use the comonder laaaaa la la la la
by kai_nyx April 9, 2022
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Don’t Salt My Jam

A playful way of saying “Don’t negatively impact something I enjoy”
I.E: Don’t ruin my vibe/ don’t burst my bubble
You’re having a good time, but your friend is unhappy because they’re not having as good a time as you. “Hey man, don’t salt my jam!”
by morallymorbid April 5, 2025
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why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin
*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”
by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024
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I don’t give a Karen

The term given for when one chooses not to delve into “Karen” like excessiveness about a certain issue - yet by saying so encompasses all that a “Karen” would say in a sentence therefore using less time and energy on someone not deserving of time or energy.

“ I don’t give a Karen” could particularly be used to flip someone off.
In response to a person getting PC about you cutting a queue:
“I don’t give a Karen about your queue etiquette”
by the3doubleu’s April 17, 2021
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Don’t stunt

Acting like they ain’t about whatever the context is
Her: Hey I ain’t a cheater

Him: Don’t stunt yes you are
Her:…..
by big gendji August 6, 2022
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This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.

This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",

as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"

and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."
Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."

Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"

Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"

Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"
by coeryxtynt September 6, 2024
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