Dink

A bald man with high testosterone who likes muscle cars, MMA, sleeveless shirts, chicken, and hot babes.

BATTLE OF THE DINKS! VIN DIESEL VS THE ROCK, WHO YALL GOT?

by Rough&Ruthless July 28, 2022

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023

DINK

Also DINKs for a plural, DINK is an adjective that stands for (D)ual (I)ncome, (N)o (K)ids or Dual Income No Kids. This means that two partners in a relationship both have jobs, but no kids. This may typically give them lots of money, and lots of free time outside of work.

Yeah, me and Linda, we're DINKs. I don't think we'll ever have kids!

by WhosBlue June 29, 2024

Dink

A dank, Chinese, lesbian.

I was walking down Xianong Street and some dink was sooooo drunk!

by 50FuckingBoiledCabbage March 7, 2017

Link a Dink

Someone who constantly ducks playing online vs real human opponents

Stop being a link a dink and play your madden game.

by dro621 June 12, 2023

Rinky Dink

To be ugly/annoying.

"That dumpster is very RINKY DINK!"

by YounginFrmDa4 September 20, 2022

Dink

Dink is a combination of "Dilf" and "Twink".

"Matpat is a Dink"

by ToyotaTerrain July 10, 2025