Venn Diagram

When two gentlemen sitting across from one another interlock arms and proceed to give each other hand jobs.

Where are are Doug and Jim?
They went home to enjoy a quick Venn Diagram before fondue

by King of Cuddle September 14, 2011

Diaper Face

When a man with a beard is changing a baby's diaper and leans down into the open dirty diaper and gets some excess poop stuck in his facial hair without realizing it.

Yeah he has a total diaper face!

by CletusTHECOOLKID October 3, 2011

Diaper Money

The monetary compensation used to reimburse any person who defecates on your face.

I got that diaper money. I got that wife pussy

by Dick Forte June 14, 2013

Diaper Sag

When you got a well rounded sag going on and some of your boxers start getting hitched up and fluff out over your pant line. Soon your shirt unknowingly is caught above this fluff of Fruit of the Loom and before you know it you got yourself a Grade A Premium Diaper Sag.

Dude, i used to think that kid was fucking legit sporting that natural sag all day every day. That was until i saw him DIAPER SAGGING all the way to class today. Doesn't he know a natty sag should be accompanied by boxer briefs? All he's gonna get with that is some nasty slam hogs. DEEEEEGEEEENENNNNNNNN

by E-dogg Doremus April 10, 2008

Diaperage

The contents of a diaper.

Encountering an undesirable person, place or situation comparable to the contents of a diaper.

In a sentence:

"Look at this fat sack of diaperage!"

"There's too much diaperage in this town."

"I can't take anymore of this diaperage!"

by Ianarchy March 4, 2009

diaper job

Jobs where you need to wear a diaper like cashier, bus driver or waiter. Otherwise you pee yourself because you can't leave or boss gets mad.

Kim: Why don't you go get a job as a cashier?
Liz: No way, that's a diaper job.

by emPEE-52 August 30, 2011

parked on a diaper

The state of being stupid

"Those idiots are really parked on a diaper!"

by Mordred March 17, 2005