diaplosion

Essentially a diaper explosion.. The phenomenon that occurs when a baby has such an explosive shit, the results spurt out of the diaper and trace down the extremities. Clothing is ruined and the baby needs an entirely new wardrobe change-out, with the stained clothing simply being thrown out.

"Man, what the fuck happened?!"

"Shit. She had a diaplosion. Quick, get me some towels!"

by Rubykon September 22, 2016

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diaplosion

An explosive shit babies make in their diaper. It is on a grand scale, blowing out the sides and tracing down the extremities, leaving parents absolutely mortified.

"OMG. What the FUCK happened?!"

"Diaplosion. It's serious."

by Rubykon September 21, 2016

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Diaper Bag

A dusty, old, Canadian who thinks he can control women.

Old Canadian man, "Hey, get your wife under control." American wife, "fuck off you old diaper bag!"

by Take a shot o jamo January 28, 2017

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diaper bish

PULL UP ON YOU LIKE A MOTHAFUCKIN DIAPER
YOUR NIGGA HYPE, NAH BITCH I AM HYPER.
SMOKING THE GAS I'M ABOUT TO GET HIGHER, YOUR BITCH GON SQUIRT LIKE A MOTHAFUCKIN GYSER

I KILL THE PUSSY CALL ME MICHEAL MYERS
SAID SHE DON'T CUM FAST THAT BITCH A LIAR
ONLY TWO MINUTES, NOW I AM TIRED.
PULL OUT THAT BITCH LIKE SOME MOTHAFUCKIN PLYERS.
I AM THE ONE, I DON'T NEED FIBER
ALL OF MY BARS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN FIRE
SHIT ON THESE NIGGAS LIKE IT'S FERTILIZER

EAT YOUR BITCH PUSSY LIKE A APPETIZER

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I LOVE YOU RICKY.

PULL UP ON ME LIKE A DIAPER BISH

by Diaperbish March 31, 2017

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