sphincter cut

Any variety of trendy hairstyles that actually resemble a big poop log right after being pinched off. Fohawks and the like are prime examples of sphincter cuts.

Chaz walked into the hair salon, collar popped, scarf carefully messy, and asked for the "fauxhawk" confidently as he winked at the cute hairstylist. The hairstylist then rolled her eyes and muttered "sphincter cut, huh...fag"

by bunthole June 21, 2011

slow cut

A perceived 'short cut' that turns out to take longer than normal route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

by Unspellable December 5, 2007

cut it in three

the act of fucking a sandwich to completion

“i got so horny while eating my sandwich today, i had to cut it in three”

by dracshaft December 25, 2022

cutting trophies

To defecate an enormously long or wide piece of fecal matter; also "trophy" as the feces itself.

Sorry I was late. I was cutting a trophy and I had to use the plunger to break it up before it would flush. No more potato pie for me.

by Guillermo August 27, 2003

Love in the Cut

A love relationship that occurs from an unlikey origin and between two people from very different backgrounds that hook up for long term or for life.

I found love in the cut when I traveled to a remote Peruvian village and met my soulmate.

by Love in the Cut August 31, 2018

YUT-Cut

a hair cut of a highly motivated marine or maritime cadet who thinks they are a marine. One usually loves pt but is extremely frail. They keep their hair extremely high and tight because they think it makes them look tuff.

Mug 1- "The chief pt squad leader has a YUT-Cut"

Mug 2- "too bad he's frail"

by muglife October 13, 2011

jaw cut

Jaw Cut
Like a paper cut, but only when you touch J-Hope's jawline.

"Taehyung got a 'jaw cut' during the European Tour."

by OPPA_BTS December 12, 2017